Life is not the same without humor. Whenever we express our love to someone, we don’t always have to look so serious. When you mix your words and actions with a little humor, your loved one will find your moments together more memorable and special. Did you also know that for most women, humor makes them, and their partners, feel and look sexier and more attractive? Throwing funny and cute words of love to your partner gives a whole new meaning to your relationship. It makes both of you feel more comfortable with each other, thus, making the relationship last.
To be with a person you adore the most already brings a smile to your face. However, the funny and entertaining moments you share will make you crave for each other’s presence even more.
We want to help put a little color to your relationship by sharing some of the funniest love quotes we could find. We hope these quotes make you laugh and bring you closer to each other now more than ever!
Funny Love Quotes
1. My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan. – Leopold Fetchner
2. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason
3. Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris
4. Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
5. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck
6. Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz
7. Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
8. Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass. – English Proverb
9. Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. – Judith Viorst
10. I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. – Chico Marx
11. My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers
12. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
13. A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt. – Spanish Proverb
14. He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle. – Ring Lardner
15. Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else. – Jean Kerr
funny love quotes
16. Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz
17. Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
18. Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. – Phyllis Schlafly
19. Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
20. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. – Cindy Garner
21. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason
22. According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.
23. If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.
24. Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.
25. My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.’
26. It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.
27. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
28. Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. – Thomas Dewar
29. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns
30. I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. – Elizabeth Evans
31. The four most important words in any marriage. I’ll do the dishes.
32. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
33. Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. – Fulton J. Sheen
34. If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love. – Miles Davis
35. My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.
36. Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.
37. I want to be the reason when you look down on your phone, you’ll have this goofy smile in your face and jump up and down like a silly little girl, and then fall down a manhole.
38. During my days, the teenagers talk about movies, music and love. Now, all the kids talk about are sex, relationship and heartbreak.
39. Love is like a headache or a backache. It does not show in the MRI or X-ray, but you just know that it’s there.
40. Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.
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